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30 Signs You’re on a South Asian Road

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There was indeed one stretch of the road on a recent trip that looked much like your average highway in America. But, my husband and I thought again and began to play the game of “What proves we aren’t on an American road?” Here’s what we observed…

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  1. A goat being transported on a motorcycle
  2. Temples on the side of the road
  3. Men standing alone and facing bushes, trees, buildings, etc. (aka. peeing)
  4. Someone driving the opposite direction on the highway
  5. Cows calmly chillin’ in the middle of the highway
  6. Three wheel tuk-tuks
  7. People sitting on top of wood being hauled by a tractor
  8. Horse drawn carriages for marriages
  9. Policemen who have had no training on how to direct traffic
  10. Leather shoes sold on the side of the road
  11. People sitting on top of a moving bus
  12. People riding in the back of dump trucks
  13. Stray dogs sleeping, running, playing … on, in, and around the road
  14. Men carrying guns or swords
  15. Women carrying a ginormous bundle of wheat or branches on their head
  16. A family of five on a motorcycle
  17. Carnival-prize-winning giant hot pink stuffed bears for sale
  18. Bus horns that sound like a xylophone
  19. A wedding processional happening during midday in the middle of the road
  20. A celebratory processional/ parade for a baby’s first haircut
  21. Misspelled signs like “Hair Saloon”
  22. A fire truck urgently coming down the road with a fireman running ahead of the vehicle to direct people out of the road
  23. Someone selling you plastic glasses with a built in water gun at a stoplight
  24. Every 2 seconds you hear another honk
  25. A shepherd with a herd of sheep and goats taking up the entire two lane highway
  26. Women sitting “side saddle” on the back of motorcycles
  27. Monkeys eagerly waiting for scraps of food to be chucked out of a window at any moment
  28. River crossing could entail driving through a river, not over it
  29. Someone bathing in a water spout or river
  30. Someone in little rubber sandals high up in a tree cutting branches for their animals
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photo taken from passenger window

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